ear trumpet 

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.

Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!

ear trumpet by qgyh2 October 20, 2013

steam trumpet 

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.

Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!

steam trumpet by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013

human trumpet

When my coworker blows viciously into the webs of his or her hands to create the serenading sound of a trumpet.

Hey pal, can you teach me
How to human trumpet?

human trumpet by Dingleberryface6996 May 19, 2014

Crumpet Trumpet 

A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.

Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.

Crumpet Trumpet by Danception October 13, 2018

rusty trumpet

After one performs anal to another, the dingleberries from their butthole stick to your genitals.

That stanky bitch gave me a rusty trumpet!

rusty trumpet by tinyladske June 19, 2014

spunk trumpet 

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

spunk trumpet by Finbar January 29, 2004

Rusty Trumpet

When a sexual partner licks a males asshole while simultaneously reaching between the legs to fondle his testicals similar to a Rusty trombone.

Ida gave Ben a Rusty trumpet in the handicap stall.

Rusty Trumpet by opie3855 August 7, 2018