Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

by jJacovovich, Esq. November 19, 2018

Snuffly Truffly

An other wordly truffle product invented by Ursa Ryan and made famous by VektorKat.

No one:

UrsaRyan: And now here's Snuffly Trufflys
VektorKat: The Day of The Snuffly Trufflys is nigh!

by Butt meat lover July 9, 2021

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016

Red Velvet Truffle Butter

Red Velvet Truffle Butter is when you pull you dick out of the asshole an continue fucking her pussy while she's on her period. The substance around her pussy is red velvet ruffle butter (cum mixed with period blood).

Baby, I didn't know you were on your period, now you got red velvet truffle butter happening.

by Nitroneo June 23, 2017

San Francisco Truffle

Human feces encountered on the sidewalk, occasionally wrapped in a towel - resembling a slightly melted chocolate truffle.

"Watch out! Don't step on the San Francisco Truffle!"

by SweatyB July 21, 2017

Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle

When two consenting adults put there bare ass cheeks together and press firmly. They then proceed to fully force the shit out of their asses and come to completion.

Me and the wife are looking to spice it up, we’re gonna go home and do the good old fashioned Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle

by Bluntzie March 30, 2021