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The March Treatment 

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.
My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.
A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.
'Did you see that tight sweater Ms. Lee-Harvey was poured into today? What a Teatart!'
Teatart by Cornelius Gotchberg August 30, 2015

dream theater 

prog metal is our religion...
dream theater is our god...
do i need to put an example?
dream theater by gods tool April 11, 2005

Threat Signal 

"What are you listening to?"


Threat Signal!


"Man they sound awesome!"


Yeah no shit. Canada finally got something right :P
Threat Signal by o ReVelatioN o October 16, 2008

Dream Theater 

the progressive band whose technical proficiency on their instruments cannot be topped by any other rock group
Most people cannot comprehend how incredible the music of Dream Theater is compared to average popular rock crap.
Dream Theater by Tarheel82 September 4, 2004

Dream Theater 

Regarded in the metal community as kings of musical masturbation

These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.
Dream Theater are top notch musicians, but too much obsessed with wanking their instruments
Dream Theater by dildo777 May 1, 2022