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dirty tornado 

While laying on your back, put your junk in a girls pooper and spin her around violently while she holds her legs up to her chest.
Yo! I just gave a girl a dirty tornado and she got so dizzy she vomited all over me!

windy tornado 

when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.
trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .
windy tornado by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

awkward tornado 

similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.

used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.

the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.

Will: Dude... that's my mum.

Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!

Tacoma tummy tornado 

When two in the closet gay dudes are plying tummy sticks and a friend or family member enters the room, the ensuing commotion to appear as if they were not just playing tummy sticks, is known as the Tacoma tummy tornado
Dude, I went to borrow my roommates xbox, and i swear to god I witnessed the Tacoma Tummy Tornado!

eye of the tornado 

While in the act of mooning, one spreads his butt cheeks exposing the red, champanzee-like butt hole.
eye of the tornado by isaac May 7, 2003

taste tornado 

The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.
The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!
taste tornado by Jgc01 July 1, 2009