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Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.
Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha
by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009
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swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.
Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!
by nobody123balls October 22, 2013
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Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.
“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”
by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021
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Swamp Chomp

The act of eating an unlceaned booty or the booty of someone with swamp ass.

Eating dirty ass.
I don’t care if she just got done working out, I’d swamp chomp that.
She’s so hot I’d swamp chomp even if she just took a shit.
by pimpinbitches July 6, 2019
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Swamp Gator

An attractive woman who preys on men at parties.
Careful of Jenny, she's a total Swamp Gator.
by John2932 March 13, 2021
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Swamp cheese

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.
I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!
by Swampcheese69 April 4, 2019
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swamp tootie

" Bro that bitch smells likeswamp tootie dont eat that!"
by VSL December 1, 2013
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