swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

by queerz4life October 5, 2020

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swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013

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fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011

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Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.

by Scarb August 12, 2011

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Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.

“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

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Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)

Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....

by C.hustle January 10, 2023

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