fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

by redheadbass February 15, 2011

swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 06, 2017

swamp tit

Self explanatory

I need to change my bra I have swamp tit.

Hang on while I put deodorant on my swamp tit.

I need to shower my swamp tit is getting out of control.

I wanna motorboat your swamp tit.

by Baloney nipples January 11, 2014

Swamp Salad

When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day

After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.

by Dusk32 March 13, 2019

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah September 07, 2015

swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

by queerz4life October 05, 2020

Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.

Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha

by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009