Jon Rooke

Sexy, bamf who takes shit from nobody. Can make any douche bag love him and has great music taste.

Has the occasionally cigar, and his general demeanor exudes sex.

Jon Rooke. There are so many examples, and yet not enough.

by bbboy4lyfe August 12, 2011

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 09, 2005

Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

plain jon

Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.

Are you going to get those boxes from the truck? No, I've got a plain jon doing that

by The Almanac January 03, 2017

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob June 24, 2015

Jon Wilson

To try and sneak as many references about penis's into every group conversation.

Person 1...Hey, did you see that Vern Fonk commercial? His bald head looks like a penis.

Person 2...Don't Jon Wilson the Vern Fonk commercial.

by thatguy8711 November 09, 2012

dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021