Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

Survivor Chip

The chip that is leftover in your hand when it breaks in the dip.

When Steve's corn chip broke in the salsa, he was left with a survivor chip.

by Toothdude October 4, 2009

boosie chips

YO OCKYYYY can i get a bacon egg & cheese wit da BOOSIE chips

i looove BOOSIE chips

by maajinsfan87 June 6, 2022

Chip Bean

The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it

*Dinner lady*:"what would you like love?"
*Polish unit*:"Chip bean"

by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019

Chip neck

When you go t't chippy and get xl chips and gravy and cram too many in ur gob and don't chew them the webmd pro chewer designated amount of chews and just decide to swallow them like a pelican and they get stuck in your neck and slip down dead slow but you can still breathe... Chip neck

"oi Tom recon you could get me a swig of ur fosters I've got a proper chip neck right now"

by Blucherie January 15, 2021

Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.

"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)

by Confuseus January 25, 2014