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King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
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