Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

herd of gnome

A gathering of pussies while a truck is passing by with priceless artifacts from Egypt.

Wanna join my herd of gnome?

by youngmistro13 February 20, 2010

Garden gnome

A man 5’7” or below: considered garden gnome height

“Look at him! He’s the size of a garden gnome!”

by What tf is up, Kyle December 23, 2021

Gnome

A veteran weed grower

"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"

by greengoblen August 6, 2020

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023