Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022
Get the Peruvian Flutemug. by Kirikumo April 26, 2021
Get the Flutemug. Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute
by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020
Get the Golden Curvy Flutemug. by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
Get the Flutemug. 
A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."
"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"
"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"
by Calabo May 7, 2025
Get the Calab's flutemug. "Yo can I borrow your flute?"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"
by Kink slong dong January 4, 2021
Get the Flutemug.