Dog

A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids

Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above

Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*

by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021

dog

Your homie, pimp. Ya know, the G in your crib

Yo Dog why dont you fuck in yo nickies biatch?

or

YO fuckpants why you be fuckin' my dog.

by CJ011 July 16, 2008

Dog

A butt or ass, usually referred to when speaking about a girls behind.

Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...

by Bigdogfanman February 21, 2011

dog

Its a fucking dog. A mans god damn best friend

Its a dog dude. Come on. Really?

by dudethatlikesfunnydefinitions June 21, 2014

Dog

The only true friend you will ever have. Treat them right because they treat you right.

My dog is my Scooby(best friend).

by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017

Dog

The cure for depression

Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.

by Another Typical Duck May 21, 2022

Dog

Big Harry bear that lies on your couch while your at school or work and gets fatter every day while you work till your depressed and then they start licking your face then it restarts

Lying on your bed then your dog licks you then you love them

by Frick boi December 19, 2019