Daisy the dog 

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate

Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around

Daisy the dog by Crosonte October 18, 2018

Unclog The Dog 

(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog

Unclog The Dog by EmJayee November 8, 2018

Molly The Dog

The cutest dog you will ever meet. She is also my dog. MINE!!

Me: IF YOU HAVE NOT MET MOLLY THE DOG YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!!!
Friend: (Backs away) Okay....

Molly The Dog by #MollyLove March 4, 2019

Sid the dog

The best dog in the world. He is so cute and has an overbite. I love him 😍. The little shithead also always makes messes

Wow Sid the dog your soooooo cute you little fuck

Sid the dog by Heysmexyladys March 29, 2019

Samba the Dog 

The cutest dog in the whole word. She is so cute in fact, that people stop her lovely owner in the street just to pet her.

She always smells amazing and her nipples are a normal size.

Person 1: Wow! that australian labradoodle is so cute UwU

Person 2: Thats Samba the Dog. Everyone in ends knows her becuase she is so adorable.

Person 1: Wow! i really want to pet Samba the Dog. She is way cuter then my english pointer Maddy

Samba the Dog by HarryMayes June 27, 2019

Scoop the Dog 

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

Scoop the Dog by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

willy the dog

Willy the dog is your average neighborhood dog. However his bark is so horrifying it can drive some people to extreme limits. Such as hiding in closets, on counter tops, and in bathrooms.

Willy the dog is has a very loud bark

willy the dog by leafsquare222 August 11, 2019