9 definitions by #MollyLove

Person:You will die.
Other person: Who will kill me?
Person:I will. Me.
Other person:AHHHHH
by #MollyLove March 4, 2019
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When someone doesnt really care.
Girl: OMG did you know that this girl is so mean!???!!
Other girl: Meh.
by #MollyLove March 4, 2019
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Jasmine is a socially conscious girl but is a good person to be around. She may seem shy at first but will soon open up. She is very popular for her good looks, and kindness. But she has a dark side. Dont. Ever. Mess. With. Her. Friends. If you do, she will hurt you. Badly. If you have her in your life you are one lucky SON OF A B****
Guy 1: Jasmine is scary.
Guy 2: Too bad. She loves me.
Guy 3: Ya sure?
Girl 1: That girl is so nice. She must be a Jasmine.
Girl 2: Duh!
by #MollyLove March 1, 2019
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Person:Do you know the alphabet song?
Other person: Uh yeah I hate it.
Person:(Breathe in) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ KNOW I KNOW MY ABC's! NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEEEE
Other person:AUGHHHHHHHH
by #MollyLove March 4, 2019
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The person that asks a girl to be his girlfriend and when she says no, the next day he asks the girls best friend to be is girlfriend because he is a cheater and an ash hole.
Girl: Grant is an ash hole.
Girls friend: Oh I am his girlfriend sooo...
by #MollyLove March 5, 2019
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The cutest dog you will ever meet. She is also my dog. MINE!!
Me: IF YOU HAVE NOT MET MOLLY THE DOG YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!!!
Friend: (Backs away) Okay....
by #MollyLove March 4, 2019
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