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Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.
(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!
by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018
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Beat cry

Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube
Man, Andrew was so upset last night, he was beat crying until 2 a.m.
by Robot Cricket October 11, 2008
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holiday beats

When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.
Yo bobby we need to give Phil his holiday beats he went to Mallorca for 7 days!
by She yeh very May 21, 2019
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Beat the pita

A form of female masturbation. The "pita" is the vagina.
Boy : Jane, do you want to have sex?

Girl : Nah, I just beat the pita.
by hugemongus March 21, 2019
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beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).
person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"
by greaver05 March 19, 2011
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beat walker

Cops, in groups of 2-5, that are randomly walking the city streets like that of New Haven, CT keeping the peace & looking for trouble.
"You see those beat walkers on the prowl?"
"Yeah, there's 3 of em on the corner, comin down the street."
by ButtaFly Bex December 31, 2013
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wicked beat

Really bad and unfortunate. Not much you could have done to prevent something.
Car got keyed? That's wicked beat, my friend.
by momoney?moproblems March 22, 2009
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