text offender

Someone who attempts to carry out an entire relationship through text messaging.

"We went out for months before he learned to text. Now I never see him, but my phone beeps constantly. He's such a text offender."

by Katie1979 January 11, 2009

walk by texting

When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.

"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."

by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009

dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

by MysticFire April 30, 2011

Giraldi Text

It is a mass text sent to a large number of people, and which the text is also tardy, misspelled, poor grammar, and usually the information is incorrect.

"Dude I would have gone to that party but that Giraldi Text I got had everything wrong, I couldn't even understand it"

by PA FATBOY October 20, 2008

Texting Blanks

When you get a text message on your phone, but it's blank.

Whoa cuz John when send me one blank text message. He stay texting blanks.

by Rude Bitch October 20, 2010

Text Pressure

text pressure is when you are with a group of people that are texting, and you feel obligated to take out your phone in order to be equally cool and not stand out from the rest.

dude1: who are you texting?
dude2: my friends kristina, kate, matt, and jen.
dude1: oh thats cool... *takes out phone and scrolls thru contacts*
dude2: no text pressure, bro!

by phoenixlk27 December 14, 2009

Text Impression

A misunderstanding caused by the inability to infer inflection and tone from a text message. Sometimes caused by the sensitivity of the recipient and sometimes by the ambiguity of the sender.

Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.

Bill: What happened bro?

Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.

Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...

by Gunslinger August 24, 2010