Texticle

Anyone who uses their cell phone primarily for texting.

"That poor texticle couldn't walk a step without walking into something.

by Road Pirate March 20, 2011

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Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008

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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles

Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun

by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009

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Tezticles

Prominent in-your-face testes.

"Easy on the tezticles. I don't want a stomach ache."

by BassEater May 27, 2009

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texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

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