Textroversy

An argument or heated discussion in which takes place between two or more people via text message.

Person 1: omg I'm so sick of ur shit
Person 2: well my shit isn't as bad as ur's
Person 47: would u guy's just stfu and leave it b. Some1 needs 2 end this textroversy!

by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009

texpression

the expression one gets while reading a text message

Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!

by hsprquared May 30, 2009

textpionage

n. The act of subversively acquiring another person's cell phone and sending text messages to his or her contacts pretending to be the owner of the cell phone.

"Dude, I just got a booty text from Sally."
"No way, she's too much of a prude."
"You don't suspect..." (cue spy theme music)
"Textpionage!"

by DGray July 16, 2009

Textjaculation

Sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds.

"Oh Damn! I just had another textjaculation!"
"What?"
"I sent that text before finishing the directions to the Apple store in Portland, Oregon."

by Jaegermeister101 April 15, 2010

Text Swing

When the conversation of a text takes an all of a sudden change in mood.

Bob: Dude i had this girl wanting me like crazy in a text
then when i responded back she sent i hate you and never want to see u again.

Frank: Talk about a text swing

by 8Dr Pepper8 May 25, 2010

Texas swamp ass

An unpleasant sweaty experience that happens in the chode/anus region after sitting for too long, or perhaps walking around Six Flags Over Texas. Basically uncontrollable sweating of the ass. Typically referred to as "Swamp Ass" however when in the state of Texas everything is bigger, and this is no exception; Swamp ass is far worse in Texas.

Also Texas Swamp Ass is a alcoholic beverage created by C Guido and C Chamb don't fuck around with that B-Chamb, the drink consists of kaluha, kettle one vodka, and chocolate milk.

P-Tricky: Hey homeboy, let's walk over to the Texas Giant yo.

C-Money: You have to give me a few seconds, I got a serious case of Texas Swamp Ass right about now.

also

C: What drink are you making? I just want to pour them all over me.

P: Why it's Texas Swamp Ass, of course. You know how I be.

by PacoCarnez May 1, 2011

Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018