Trigged  

Lame, retarded, broken, below functioning level, funny-looking, weird.
Also, when something is not going well.
Originating from Sarah Palin's down syndrome baby.

"Look at this grape, it's so trigged."

"I'm not going to ride your trigged bike."

"That handicapped giraffe looks trigged."

"My life is so trigged right now."

Trigged by mayanrebel April 26, 2009

trigger happy 

The mental state of finding intense joy in "triggering" social justice warriors.

What makes Milo Yiannopoulos such a strong speaker is that he is very trigger happy.

trigger happy by The Trigger August 30, 2016

Trigger 

a. Lennoxville`s burger. Go to Mcdonalds, order a Junior chicken burger and a double cheese Burger. Stick the Junior inside the double. You have a trigger!

b. Delicious quadruple burger for 3 bucks.

c. Good post-party snack.

a. Fuck, Im so wasted man, lets go to mcdonalds.
b. Yeah lets order shitloads of fries, rootbeer and TRIGGERS!

Trigger by lennoxvegas December 15, 2008

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.

"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"

Trigger Finger by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat 

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."

Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!

Trigger Fig Nooner Beat by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008

Trigger Mortis 

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

Trigger Mortis by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

trigger 

the best dog in the world. my dog. german shepherd. quite shy but lovely. <3

me:hey trigger *throws ball* fetch!
*trigger gets ball*
me:yeah...trigger bring it back now
*trigger runs off with ball until i have to chase him all around the garden*

trigger by FlamingLips September 16, 2008