suicide attempt

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself

wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

by depressedteen004 March 19, 2019

suicide lane

when there's a median lane that cars going in both directions can turn left in.

we almost went head on with another car in the suicide lane

by chillcat May 30, 2003

suicide pass

Noun/Verb, pertaining to ice hockey.

When a player passes the puck to a teamate, but miscalculates his speed and puts the pass slightly behind him. This makes the reciever of the pass turn his head to try and catch the pass and leaves him open to a check that will destroy his spine.

The dumbass gave me a suicide pass, and I got hit so hard my head touched my toes.

by Weens September 24, 2005

Suicide by Murder

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010

suicide text

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.

Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.

by texter0020 December 21, 2008

AP Suicide

When a student commits suicide due to work overload of a single or more ap classes. Usually the students shows the signs of having a low grade, crams homework and projects before the test and writes deathnotes to his/hers ap teachers in the desk he/she sits on.

Normal Student: "What happened to Mikey?"

AP STUDENT: "AP SUICIDE" then shoots himself.

by Mr. T-Paine May 30, 2011

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004