1. Something which sucks in a spectacular way. 2. Way overblown and ultra-cheesy ideas, often seen in marketing and advertising concepts.
The ass monkeys in the marketing department just blew two million dollars on an ad campaign so suck-tacular that you really just have to see it to believe it. I promise you that you will shit in your pants!
by JohnK May 20, 2005
Something that sucks beyond description. Some event or situation that is tragic, extraordinarily uncomfortable, stupidly nastly. Something that is bad or of poor quality beyond average description.
Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.
Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.
Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.
I haven't checked it out yet, but Matt says "American Dad" is beyond suck.
I haven't checked it out yet, but Matt says "American Dad" is beyond suck.
by whisky May 25, 2005
When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...
Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'
Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
by Nucking_Futs April 22, 2012
A term that refers to orally stimulating a female by simply sucking, as one would a lollipop, on her birth canal (aka vagina). One can use his/her own discretion whether or not they include the clitoris in the action or not. If the individual who is performing the gash sucking chooses to exclude the clitoris from the sucking it is recommended that said individual should manually stimulate it with their finger and/or a feather duster.
Father Johnson:"Hey I saw you at church last Sunday. Why where you in the confessional for so long?"
Tim: Oh, I was just sucking one of the nuns' gashes.
Father Johnson: Oh you were always one to suck gash!
Tim: See you at Easter!
Tim: Oh, I was just sucking one of the nuns' gashes.
Father Johnson: Oh you were always one to suck gash!
Tim: See you at Easter!
by The Goochie Burrito April 18, 2016
A term used when one must partake in activities many people dislike, though for unclear reasons, he/she enjoys.
by chocolatism January 16, 2011
Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.
Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.
Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.
by funsized95 March 18, 2010
by Jilina April 03, 2006