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beyond suck

Something that sucks beyond description. Some event or situation that is tragic, extraordinarily uncomfortable, stupidly nastly. Something that is bad or of poor quality beyond average description.

Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.
Finally getting a job, one that requires a car, and then having your car die in the same day is beyond suck.

I haven't checked it out yet, but Matt says "American Dad" is beyond suck.
by whisky May 27, 2005
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suck gash

A term that refers to orally stimulating a female by simply sucking, as one would a lollipop, on her birth canal (aka vagina). One can use his/her own discretion whether or not they include the clitoris in the action or not. If the individual who is performing the gash sucking chooses to exclude the clitoris from the sucking it is recommended that said individual should manually stimulate it with their finger and/or a feather duster.
Father Johnson:"Hey I saw you at church last Sunday. Why where you in the confessional for so long?"
Tim: Oh, I was just sucking one of the nuns' gashes.
Father Johnson: Oh you were always one to suck gash!
Tim: See you at Easter!
by The Goochie Burrito June 7, 2016
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eren sucks

when ur friend eren, just sucks
by vfrgtghjumtmkgv September 8, 2020
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Sucks Battery

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...
Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012
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Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.
Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.
by funsized95 March 18, 2010
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nipple-suck

The sucking of your partner's nipples.
I gave her the best nipple-suck of her life.
by Jilina April 22, 2006
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Suck Fuck

(Also known as Blow Job)

The action of the man's genitalia being placed into the partner's mouth and sucked.
"Ah Jane gives such a good Suck Fuck."
by meeeeowwwwwmeowmeow August 30, 2009
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