straight face test 

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

straight face test by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Straight TikToker 

Something that a Redditor doesn't think exist

Non-Redditor: Did you see that video that the Straight TikToker made?
Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist

Straight TikToker by IAmALegend19 June 4, 2020

Straight armed 

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them

Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”

Straight armed by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020

straight face kid 

inhuman, most prob an alien in disguise of a human kid with a straight face who doesnt know any language or any sort of communication skills.

STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)

me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)

straight face kid by Gaming 4 Eveyone YT December 22, 2020

Straight Cloud 

The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.

A: Have you ever seen the Straight Cloud?
B: No, what's that?

Straight Cloud by shojio April 14, 2021

Straight Edge.

The definition of straight edge is a set of guidelines established in the 1980's in Washington D.C., by a band called Minor Threat, a punk band that created the "straight edge" movement. Ian Mackaye was one of the founding fathers in this movement. Minor Threat's song "Straight Edge," really opened the eyes of young people. Straight Edge is a set of guidelines, not rules, that focuses on refraining from casual sex, drug use and drinking. This was very popular in the 1980's, and soon began to spread around the United States and is still being practiced to this day. You can usually tell that a person is "straight edge" by a large visible X on either attire or body. Many people will claim to be straight edge, but don't be fooled. Many people that are truly "straight edge" don't go around bragging about it.

Friend: Hey dude, want to be an average teenager with us and come smoke, drink, and/or have sex with random people at this rad party I heard about?

You: No thanks, I'm straight edge. Don't you see the ridiculously large X on my hand that I drew on myself in english class today?

Friend: Oh yeah. Whatever.

Straight Edge. by punkrockbz March 26, 2008

straight up thug 

A person who will go to any extreme to get what he wants.Violence and odds will not stand in his way.A way of complementing someone on being a bad-ass.

Man I saw you when you were fighting those 3 guys,you were a straight up thug.

straight up thug by The Bushrod555 November 24, 2013