Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.

That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.

by phenomenonn March 12, 2017

Stiff

Looking clean or cool

Man deshae be stiff then a bitch

by Rocky man c March 12, 2017

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017

Stiff

A person that cannot be knocked out in a street fight

"Damn Tyric is stiff as fuck"

by cowboykidnas April 11, 2018

Stiffin

A drunken motion of a dude in your group who’s self conscious about being around 5 foot 5 inches but it’s more because he walks around downtown with his boys in the same bumbling sloppy motion that their 5 inch dick wiggles in his power rangers underwear. These types of people are rumored to grow landing strips in their taint areas.

He walk around with his arms dangling around like a T-Rex or.. is This nigga Stiffin?

by Mojoprick January 12, 2019

Stofy

When you feel a bit stofy after having a bath

Boby felt a little stofy because of the steam from his bath tub.

by CraftyWordDef February 13, 2019