stephen tries

An unfunny ginger nonce who's mates with God memeulous and square-head

Person 1: You watched that nonce stephen tries?
Person 2: Nah he's shit m8 he touches kids

by ThiccNonce69 December 23, 2019

Stephen Colbert

Hilarious host of the Colbert Report. Most people forget his full name, Dr. Sir Stephen Colbert, D.F.A

Next to Jon Stewart as the funniest comedians on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert shows America's true threat, BEARS!

by psychonirvanafan March 14, 2010

Stephen Palgrave

The main protagonist in the early 1880's novel, "A Heart Among the Heartless," Stephen Palgrave was a poverty stricken british man during hard times who had to choose between having his heart cut out by a corrupt doctor, or forfeit the life of a foster child he had never seen before. The story, being mostly accurate in historical nature, takes a rather fictional turn for the worse when Satan, the Devil himself, sends demons to murder the evil doctor. The story ends gruesomely with Stephen adopting the mystery child, but losing his heart.

"It's your choice, Stepehn Palgrave, I need a heart, I need a heart among the heartless."

Dr. Heiss, "A Heart Among the Heartless."

by MontBlanc February 11, 2004

Stephen Paddock

Stephen Paddock, 64, who shoot up the Route 91 Harvest festival from his hotel.

Derrick: Where is that gunshot coming from?
Roger: It is coming from the Mandalay Bay hotel
Derrick: It that Stephen Paddock

by BillJensen1 December 30, 2020

Stephen Harper

STEPHEN HARPER + PRIVATE HEALTHCARE (and private everything else)

American insurance companies and pharmaceutical companies will rush over the border into the Canadian market to ensure Canadians lose their publicly-funded healthcare system.

Canadians will dish out for expensive surgeries, high-cost medications and insurance. STOP STEPHEN HARPER and his ALBERTAN AGENDA

Although the liberals were caught stealing tax-payers money, every government in the world steals money... they probably haven't been caught yet!

Remember: the conservatives will rob us of the world's best healthcare system in favour of George-Bush-Country

im a middle class citizen, i can't afford stephen harper's healthcare

Stephen Harper and George bush: for divided healthcare we stand, united we fall

by it's "Private" (like Canadian Healthcare) October 15, 2006

Stephen Curry

Stephen Curry is a basketball player that plays for the Golden State Warriors he is number thirty and also is number ten in three points made in the career and plays alongside Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, and Draymond green. People compare his handles to Kyrie Irving handles even though it is obvious step is not better but is better in three-pointers

Klay Thompson: Stephen Curry and I were hanging out earlier!

by Basketball_EXXPERRTTT October 21, 2017

Stephen Curry

1. (Noun) A 2-time MVP, but not as valuable in the Finals. 2-time Finals sidekick in 2015 and 2017 to Andre Iguodala and Kevin Durant respectively. Bandwagon Warriors fans don't even know his first name. He tends to blow 3-1 leads, and gets carried by his other less valuable teammates. Has the 2nd largest contract in NBA history, only behind James Harden.
2. (Noun) A person who fails to do an important task when it matters most
3. (Verb) Synonymous to choke; to not do the designated task when it matters the most; to fail to execute when you have COMPLETE control of a situation

1. Stephen Curry is not the player he used to be after Kevin Durant joined his team.
2. You're a Stephen Curry for not giving me the paperwork on the deadline!
3. Damn! I Stephen Curry'd the date. It was going really well until I accidentally puked on her dress. Now, she hates me and won't even bother talking to me.

by Harden with Kawhi's D ;) August 24, 2017