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Cumjunctivitus
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When you
cum in your
eye
and it hardens
so you
become temporarily blind.
For
example
:
"I can't
fucking
see! I'
ve
got cumjunctivitus!"
Cumjunctivitus
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ThiccNonce69
June 7, 2021
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stephen tries
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An unfunny ginger nonce who's mates with God
memeulous
and
square
-
head
Person 1: You watched that nonce
stephen
tries?
Person 2: Nah he's
shit
m8
he touches kids
stephen tries
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ThiccNonce69
December 23, 2019
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