Definitions by ThiccNonce69

Cumjunctivitus

When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.

For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"

An unfunny ginger nonce who's mates with God memeulous and square-head

Person 1: You watched that nonce stephen tries?
Person 2: Nah he's shit m8 he touches kids