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salty beef curtains

Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.
After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.
by Jennifiend December 24, 2008
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salty dog

your all idiots, salty dog is slang for a pirate. salty cause they spend a fair amount of time out at sea - salt water, and dog because they are disrespected criminals and to most decent folk are worth about as much as a dog
arrrrrrrgh me hearties
by salty dog January 30, 2005
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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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salty ceasar

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
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Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis
I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.
by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010
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Soley

(So-lay) The name Soley is of Unknown origin and means "One and only"
her name is Soley
by and that’s the tea sis October 30, 2018
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Vancouver Salty Dog

When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.
(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.
by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010
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