Snorgasm

When a mans penis is so small, she feels tired and has to fake an orgasm.

Jane: How big was Jakes dick?
Jessica: 3 inches... I had a snorgasm!

by MotherlyFigure November 18, 2010

Snorgasm

When you orgasm in your sleep

Why are my panties so white? I must've had a snorgasm.

by sumac vénéneux February 5, 2017

smorgasbord

It's a Swedish tradition of running over the ice in the winter to Denmark, only to get chased back by Danish children with sticks (sometimes sharp) The art of running over the ice to Denmark in the winter has spawned many events, such as the naked Smorgasbord which was held in 2012.

Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.

''Sven: Hey Victor do you wanna do a Smorgasbord m8?''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''

by Victooor June 3, 2016

Smorgle

To sympathize with someone about something you have nothing to do with.

1: My boss is a total jerk!
2: That sucks! I smorgle!

by sarahndipities June 8, 2019

snarggle-blat!

A playful reply to dissapointment.

boy: "I have to study today."
girl: "hmmph...snarrgle-blat."

girl: "I can't go out with you today."
boy: "Snarrgle-blat! Snarrgle-blat I says!!!"

by John Lopez April 19, 2005

Snorgle

The act of "sharting" under water or in a pool.

Man I was in the pool the other day and I thought I had to fart but I "snorgled " my board shorts and had to leave.

by TMJT August 2, 2009

smorgasbord

your "crew"

crew

My smorgasbord is sick, yo.

My smorgasbord would take your smorgasbord any day man.

by Yellowsnow March 8, 2004