smack my shit 

When somebody disagrees with something you're doing or saying.

Lindsay....I don't think what you said to her was polite.
Kim.........Don't smack my shit.

smack my shit by MomMom Kim October 16, 2013

Google Smack 

Under certain circumstances, the use of the Google search engine yields many results that prove either embarassing or defaming to an individual. Usually due to some amount of personal information available freely or without restriction on the internet and not carefully filtered using a pseudonym or handle.

Rosie got Google smacked after a job interview when her prospective employer searched for her name and turned up drunk pictures of her from MySpace and archived erotic Star Trek fanfiction. Needless to say, she did not get the job.

Google Smack by rbk1981 March 4, 2009

Ryan Sheckler 

The world's youngest pro-skater who has a pro shoe, who became pro at age 13. Ryan Sheckler was born in San Clemente, California (Where I live =P), a city in the southernmost part of Orange County.

This kid is also a complete asshole, faggot, and pussy. He bitches about having a hard, stressful life when he has what he needs to live without working anymore at all. 95% Everyone at my school (San Clemente High School) hates him. No one in the world knows who he really is, yet half of all girls in the world want to marry him. The example below is true.

"Dude, Ryan Sheckler got in a fight today"

"It wasn't really a fight, he got punched in the face, then ran home crying"

Ryan Sheckler by Jake Groeschel May 15, 2008

shecksay 

The better way to say 'sexy' or 'sexay'. Usually used in sentences describing hot actors with nice arses. Or some random hot person you see on the street and want to rape.

Rico is so shecksay. Not.

shecksay by Sasquatch Owega Boblet September 10, 2004

smackajawea 

verb - to slap someone really hard so as to render them as helpless as the Indians were against western weaponry.

noun - a very forceful slap which renders a recipient temporarily unable to fight back

Don't make me put the smackajawea on your ass!
Bitch put up a fight until she got smackajawea'd.

smackajawea by Mitchigan October 24, 2007

Smack the Smurf 

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

Smack the Smurf by Darakuron December 23, 2007

smack sock 

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

smack sock by whoathebliss January 8, 2009