smart patrol

(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.

The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."

by Jacques Treatment January 9, 2008

Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.

I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.

by Ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 16, 2017

Smart Lunch

A time for juniors and seniors to go off campus.

A time to laugh at the freshman and sophomores.

All the juniors and seniors went off campus while the freshman and sophomores stayed on for smart lunch.

by Destroyer of Worldsssssss October 14, 2013

California Smart

Extremely Stupid Californian Girls

Wow, did you see hear that bitch? She California Smart

by jmc1967 October 9, 2017

ghetto smart

The ability to use your inner ghettoness to achieve a goal

Kassie is a ghetto smart chic.

by tinkerbell0622 August 28, 2012

smart fucker

When someone looks up info on the web and acts like the smart fucker of the group.

That guy is a real smart fucker. NOT!!

by rj adskins July 14, 2016

smart-stupid

The intelligence version of "skinny-fat". It is used for people who think they are really smart, but are actually fucking stupid.

I spent 6 hours calling 25 different veterinarians to find the "best" price for my cats spay and saved $25! I just need to drive to a different state.

Way to go, you're "smart-stupid".

by bluebananadogs June 5, 2015