slug syndrome

being so incredibly horny it concerns everyone around them. Horny at anytime e.g dentist, school, just anywhere. Its incredible atrocious.

person 1: you’re so..horny now.
person 2: i got slug syndrome 😒

by erenissuperior June 28, 2021

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Slug Oven

A slimey grungy warm vagina with slug-like skin curtains.

I was all excited until i got a wiff of her slug oven.

by Big Nasty J October 15, 2010

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Slug Lips

Really really wet pussy. Like moist pussy. Like she is so turned on, you better not waste time because she will be angry if you don’t please her when she has slug lips

“Damn bae I just put the tip in and you already got slug lips? Gotta slow down before I put a baby in you”

by Hampton Grey April 21, 2021

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Slug racing

When you wipe/run your sweaty n*ts on someone’s face and leave a wet trail mark

Bro i slug raced on her and it looked like she just ran a 400 meter dash. “Slug racing?”

by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020

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scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 03, 2018

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