high as a skunk

a combination between being high as a kite and drunk as a skunk. being very high and very drunk at the same time.

Man between all the pot and alcohol i had last night, I think I was high as a skunk.

by Daniel McColl Smith June 16, 2007

Skunking

To skunk:

(third-person singular simple present skunks, present participle skunking, simple past and past participle skunked)

1. To make a Skype call to someone while drunk.

Dania: Jeff was Skunking last night!

Mike: Oh my god who did he skunk?

Dania: Matt, from the Bar!

by RttaM December 9, 2009

skunktit

When a guy jerks off and then wipes his jizz on car keys.

My dad skuntitted on his Lexus keys.

by sds October 2, 2004

drunk nigga skunk

"Drunk nigga skunk" means that you are in an extreme state of alcoholic intoxication.

"Imma go to da liqua sto' & then imma get DRUNK NIGGA SKUNK!!!!"

by Allison January 24, 2005

skanksatchel

(n). (1) An incredibly slutty individual of the female persuasion. (2) Roughly, a hobag

That biatch is a skanksatchel.

by mr_brennan November 5, 2005

Skunka

Hispanic slang for thot or hoe

That skunka was plowing the fuck outta my dick

by Local_beaner June 5, 2018

skunk

verb. To beat badly, as in a race or sport.

Did the Cowboys win last night?
No way! They got skunked!

by E October 1, 2004