Cody Simpson

Justin Bieber wannabe from Australia.

Person 1: Have you heard Cody Simpson's new song?
Person 2: Is that the Australian Bieber kid? Doesn't he only have like one song?
Person 1: Yeah..

by MellaPellaa August 10, 2010

Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber. Yet another talentless sack of shit who sings about sappy, vapid "love". Not surprisingly, he has also gained a cult following among pre-pubescent teenage girls who have a terrible taste in music. Also, trying to convince his fans that he absolutely sucks is like trying to convince a three year old that Santa doesn't exist.

Teenage fan girl: "OMG, CODY SIMPSON, CODY SIMPSON, OMG, HE'S SO HOT AND TALENTED <3, OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"

Me: "Shut the hell up. Stop your hero worship of this sack of horse shit and listen to real fucking music."

by ShotgunMarriage September 22, 2011

simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

simportant

Something that is simple and important at the same time.

To avoid the gum disease GINGIVITIS, it is very simportant to brush and floss your teeth regularly.

by kirupa June 23, 2013

simplot

A family who can out drink the best of them, are attractive people who others are envious of and are hard working.

I wish I was a Simplot!

by yabbers91 December 21, 2016

Simphold

Similar to a cuckhold a simphold is when a husband, or boyfriend enjoys his wife, or girlfriend being simped on by a simp.

Jared just watches while Jeremy does his wife's laundry and cleans their house Jeremy is such a simp, and Jared is definitely in a simphold.

by (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ March 25, 2020

Simposter

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!

by elitisque September 28, 2020