monkey shooter

A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.

Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.

by Jar Head May 8, 2005

Dookie Shoot

noun: 1. A term referring to the asshole. 2. The ass hole.

Do you take it up the Dookie Shoot?

by Mike's Wifey May 15, 2005

six-shooter

a revolver that has six chambers. Also called a six-gun.

Grab your six-shooters, boys.

by Lily Kennedy December 17, 2006

Shontal

the most amazing girl, and best friend you can ever have. She loves to sing, has a big heart, and can help you through any problem. Shontal's are generally blessed when it comes to bodies and are amazing at using this to dance.

hot guy: "that chick i hooked up with at the club was so fine. I don't remember her name but she was definitely a Shontal."

by hallobestfriendd95 September 5, 2010

Shoot the breeze

To just hang out and bull shit about random stuff.

Maybe even smoke some.

Me and dude were lampin out front, and out of nowhere we started to shoot the breeze.

Good times? Good times.

by C'n Clear December 20, 2010

shart shooter

Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.

Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."

by Reggie Dunlop July 19, 2007

shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.

She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"

by KinkyVill November 20, 2016