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Shaved-the-Goat

Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.
John: "Hey Dave why are you walking funny?"
Dave: "I just Shaved-the-Goat on that last dive."
by cooliestcat January 16, 2010
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shaved the goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
by Robyso May 30, 2006
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shteedpones

a word used to describe something that has achieved a level exceeding that which can be described by any other quantification. can have negative or positive connotations.
"man, that shit is the fuckin schniedly-shteedpones, what'd i tell you"
by eric October 22, 2003
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Shafed

-The act of having dined in the worst dininghall at Virginia Commonwealth University.
I just shafed, and now I feel like shit!
by Rams876 April 15, 2009
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Shmeed

The act of being in multiple shmoods.
Man, what I'm in some sort of shmood, but I also feel in some other sort of shmood. I'm in a shmeed.
by shmoodyshmeed October 30, 2018
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Shared

When communism takes over you and you must finally let Timmy play with your toy dinosaur.
The biscuits were shared around.
by IzzyTheNonAddictedFnafFan December 5, 2018
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shaned

Brighton/London slang

1 To be beat down physically or verbally.
2 To be beaten at a game of some kind.
3 To be mocked so badly, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
1 Boy 1: Did you see that guy getting yelled at by that lass?
Boy 2: Yeah yeah! He was getting proper shaned!

2 Girl: HA! I WIN! SUCKS TO BE YOU! SHANED!!

3 Girl 1: Ugh! Look at tha scene twat with her extentions and converse.
Boy: But you wear extentions and converse.
Girl 2: Oh! Shaned.
by ohnoes! December 12, 2008
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