Send in the clowns

Introduction to the next GOP debate

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to meet the Republican candidates.
Send in the clowns

by Klem Kadiddlehopper December 2, 2011

Sandy Vagina

A really bitchy person, is very irritable and cranky.

Me: oh my god, we gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky, does it itch?
Dont mind him everyone, ehs got sandy vagina

by Alex Papa February 19, 2008

sandy clam

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.

Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.

by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008

sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

Send him a veto note

A politically correct way of telling someone : "Fuck You". From the encoded message Arnold Schwarzenegger sent to the California senate.

Man - Joe is really pissing me off!

Send him a veto note!

by FPB October 29, 2009

Sandy Legging

Inserting two sand covered fingers into a person's anus or vagina for a coarse pleasurable texture.

I totally went sandy legging with that girl in Nettuno last night.

by Foofi June 28, 2011

send a fax to mugabe

A way of politely saying you are going to be going to the lavatory to take a shit. Became popular in Zimbabwe around the turn of the millennia, and has been household saying ever since.

"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."

"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."

by giiledouche November 4, 2011