a term given to men or women who use internet social networking sites to score dates with unsuspecting victims via the use of the one decent photograph that has ever been taken of them. This picture usually see's them sporting a pair of sunglasses, standing in a picture with their much hotter friends and not specifying which one they are, or a picture taken from a strange angle.
"I clicked on his 'more pics' and it suddenly became clear to me he was a secret minger.........i was going to fuck him as well!"
by SSSofficial December 1, 2009
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Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.
Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.
After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.
by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007
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A term used when describing one's punani that is hidden or unknown to the general public and is unable to be located. This box may be hidden due to the presence of extensive pubic hair or due to an extreme form of genital fungus.
"I tried to hit up that box to get my freak on but it was hidden behind a jungle of pubes. It sure was a secret box!"
"Secret box, no secret box!"
"Secret box, no secret box!"
by CockBlocker May 30, 2004
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Person A: dude, did you hear that spoon and tomato are going out?
Person B: eww, they'll break up soon.
Person C: Im confused. please explain your secret language.
Person A: you cant know it. thats the point.
Person B: eww, they'll break up soon.
Person C: Im confused. please explain your secret language.
Person A: you cant know it. thats the point.
by chelchelchelchelchel July 29, 2012
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Guy 1: Hey I just read about this guy who had sex with his best friend's mom and got her pregnant on post secret...... Hey look! Its a guy from around our place. Mann thats one fucked up arse.
Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.
-comes to realization-
Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.
-comes to realization-
Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
by I Study Carrots August 7, 2009
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James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.
James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.
by Srsballer March 22, 2010
Get the The Big Secret mug.Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008
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