safety screen 

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

safety screen by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008

Blue-screen-of-death-ing 

Verb (gerund). Blue-screen-of-death occurrence.

WTF!? My computer keeps blue-screen-of-death-ing like crazy!

Blue-screen-of-death-ing by Azure2 June 22, 2009

Blue Screen of Death 

When your computer is really messed up, the Blue Screen of Death tells you.

On the BSoD it shows the reason why your computer stopped, generally, you have no idea what it means.

Some BSoD reasons include:

Page_Fault_In_Nonpaged_Area (whatever that means)
Mult_IRP_Complete_Requests (???)
Memory_Management (that sounds bad...)
also some .exe files cause the BSoD

your computer could be ok, or it could be dead, good luck

the default background for windows is blue for a reason, dam blue screen of death

Blue Screen of Death by idon'tknow1111 July 10, 2010

Inner Screen 

where the keyboard should be for a touch screen

my inner screen doesn't work as a regular keyboard/slide phone

Inner Screen by Echo wolf2 May 14, 2011

Cock screen 

When 5 guys simultaneously Cock block you in formation.

He walked over to the hot babe but was Cock screened by her body guards.

Cock screen by ENN_LLR_LISTEN June 28, 2011

Blue Screen of Dying 

The act of a computer crashing by displaying the blue screen of death.

Past Tense: Blue Screen of Died

PC User: "Shit, my computer is blue screen of dying."

Mac User: "Should have gotten a Mac, those never blue screen of die."

Blue Screen of Dying by seebzy July 28, 2012

white screen of death 

What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.

My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.

white screen of death by pentozali October 20, 2014