A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!
by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019
Get the Rat Scratchingmug. Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023
Get the Pork Scratchingsmug. Taken from the song "Ticket" by the top surf-rock and kpop girl-group 9MUSES, it describes an aura of superiority, mother, cuntiness, and overall a statement of revolution in korean music industry.
get above my scratch!
- lee sem, march 2012
네가남긴 scratch! (you left behind my scratch)
- erin lee, march 2012
- lee sem, march 2012
네가남긴 scratch! (you left behind my scratch)
- erin lee, march 2012
by kirots August 25, 2025
Get the scratchmug. A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.
Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!
by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024
Get the Scratch-Off Winnermug. by Discreet_Hydra24 July 21, 2021
Get the soggy scratchmug. A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
Get the Scratching Your Kneemug. by Baller976 May 21, 2023
Get the Scratch and sniffmug.