schmang

A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus

Holy crap look at that schmang

by GrandeTete August 25, 2003

Schwank

To Defecate whilst masturbating

eg "I had a banging schwank last night-sorted me right out"

by Doug Swallows August 22, 2007

Schwag

Swag for jewish people

Wowww, Ben Greenbergwitzstein has unamountable Schwag. thiis is actually ridiculous, look how schwag his yarmulke is.

by Swellerton December 25, 2010

schwaggy

The feeling, like the term "schwa (the phonetic term to describe the "dead vowel" that native English speakers use instead of a definitive vowel), describing an event that was neither good, nor bad, exciting nor dull, etc. It is used mostly when answering the question, "How was your day?". People who are sick and tired of just the reply "good" will use, or ask others to use this instead.

"How was your day?"
"Schwaggy"

"How was your midterm exam?"
"Schwaggy"

"What provoked you to make the term 'Schwaggy'?"
"Linguistics at TWU..."

by burntsienna October 18, 2009

schang

schang!!1! a crazy word ^_^ it's funny too!

I schanged your mom.
Schang you.
Schang! I broke a nail.

by Vash February 19, 2005

Schwankhaus

1. The Pelvic Area on a male
2. Basically the coolest insult you could ever say.

1. Damn my schwankhaus hurts
2. Dude! You freaking schwankhaus! Go die!

by Schwankity August 19, 2007

schwag

cool or awesome cool and sweet skittles with sprinkles on top!
also can be used in a bad way by calling somebody a schwag-bag!

good way:
*annika: dude, i have this uber cool danish!
*courtney: no, the uber schwag danish..of doom
bad way:
*courtney: wats up
*sum asshole: go fuck urself
*courtney: ur such a schwag bag!!!!!

by courtie December 3, 2004