When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.
"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."
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1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.
Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.
Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
by Lemonboy September 25, 2006
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"Hey Bitch you fucked me out of hooking w/ Tina!"
"You wanna arms race on this shit? You fucked my girl and you're still married... Do I need phone home!!!"
"You wanna arms race on this shit? You fucked my girl and you're still married... Do I need phone home!!!"
by DNofmynutz August 5, 2008
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Totaly incompatent driver, masively insecure about self and inability to get laid.
Totaly incompatent driver, masively insecure about self and inability to get laid.
The guy with the Austin Metro with a rear spoiler and low profile tyres and spud cannon exhaust is a Boy Racer
by Barnes December 4, 2003
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