Leaky Purse

A vagina with a bottle of alcohol hidden inside it.

I searched the girl before she entered the concert and found she had a leaky purse.

by DeLorean James September 12, 2017

purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.

I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump

by K-dub07 March 22, 2016

Purse

Another way of saying "That's a personal problem".

Dude: My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Friend: That's a purse.

by Thegraveclamp July 21, 2023

flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.

That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.

by Ginger S August 14, 2020

purse dusting

The act of brother-husbands in a cult getting it on for purely mechanical stress relief. Repeat every 2-3 days

Jacob was purse dusting last night with Joe

by b0rken1 November 30, 2022

Purse Apple

A small apple which fits easily into the palm of one's hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.

"Man, I really didn't want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the Morrissey concert. Then I remembered I had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!"

by BardicLark October 26, 2016

Pussy Purse

1. Fanny pack worn over female genitalia.

2. Something you can stuff alot of shit into
3. Pouch strapped across the pussy

My wife stuffed her pussy purse for her run.

by Zaoddball February 2, 2024