CCP Ass Puppet

A well paid Chinese Communist Party enthusiast, enemy of America, is paid by China to undermine, influence and betray America. SEE JOE AND HUNTER BIDEN.

I've never seen a man take an ass fisting like that. I wouldn't do that for any amount of money. I never thought an American president would be a CCP Ass Puppet.

by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023

Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021

sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 11, 2014

tazimanian jungle puppet

a big nigga on a set of strings just like kermit the frog. he usually speaks in a rapid snarling jigaboo type language and set straight be the late white jim henson puppet master.

"the man" has got shazaam dangling like a tazimanian jungle puppet.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

finger puppet

A very small woman (aka a spinner)
Suggesting she's not much bigger than a finger puppet.

Dan: Sweet! Look at that sexy little thang!
Stan: Is she even legal?
Dan: Don't let her petiteness fool you -- she's a finger puppet, not jailbait.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 1, 2011

Puppet Show

a derivation of the word meat puppet;

when two homosexuals engage in foreplay that involves shaking their erect penis and/or using the urethra hole to make it talk, preferably also involving some sort of sword fight

"hey cutie, what are you up to tonight? Wanna come over to watch golden girls and put on a puppet show?"

by Valerie E. January 23, 2009

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006