Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.
Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.
Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.
Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.
Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?
by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012
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fucked over by puke in some way, whether it be as a result of alcohol consumption or pathological affliction--can refer either to the state of continual vomiting or the mess produced by such vomiting
A) Yo what's up man?
B) *vomits on self noisily*
A) Wow you're totally pukefucked.
A) Dude where were you today?
B) Bent over pukefucked--I never left the bathroom.
B) *vomits on self noisily*
A) Wow you're totally pukefucked.
A) Dude where were you today?
B) Bent over pukefucked--I never left the bathroom.
by Planeswalker_ November 6, 2008
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gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008
Get the pokey bum fun mug.A puke-a-hontas is a girl, typically with long brown or black hair, who gets drunk and projectile vomits all over your car, apartment, house, etc - anywhere but in a toilet. This term can also refer to a guy who gets drunk and starts acting girly and pukes all over. Generally in the latter case the male is crying.
person 1: How was your date last night?
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.
person 2: It was going great at first. We had dinner and drinks, then made it back to my place. We're at my front door making out and we take two steps inside when puke-a-hontas vomited all over my hallway.
by Mrs. Meatball June 28, 2010
Get the puke-a-hontas mug.1. (n.) The final incident which causes one or more parties to give up on attempting to remedy a situation.
2. (v.) Phrase that may be used in situations of extreme frustration or hopelessness in which one has reached the limit of one's tolerance for stupidity or other vexing qualities.
2. (v.) Phrase that may be used in situations of extreme frustration or hopelessness in which one has reached the limit of one's tolerance for stupidity or other vexing qualities.
Dude! You totally just puked in the soup!!
Allison's fifth bout of syphilis was the puke in the soup, and she promptly gave up prostitution.
Allison's fifth bout of syphilis was the puke in the soup, and she promptly gave up prostitution.
by Ben Thayer December 24, 2010
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