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Pseudo-bump

Seeing someone you know quite well in a public place but you cannot lock eyes or lips with, chat it up, hug, etc. due to restricted access placed upon them by another party who is not allowed to know of the relationship that exists.
Saw my hot 30-something guy friend in a business suit as he exited place where I was dining. I yelled "Hey!" and he secretly waved so his friend would not see him waving back at me. We didn't get to catch up, it was just a pseudo-bump.

Damn those pseudo-bumps.
by Sexilawgirl January 12, 2010
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psed

Abbreviation of Pissed

Other words are psedo meaning Pissed off
Adam got psed last nigh

Sarah was psedo with her teacher
by Badwolf15 December 5, 2010
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pseudoistic

An annoyiong friend who always asks you to like or comment on his/her Facebook status , Profile picture , some clip etc....
This deplorable person is usually manipulated by commenting at the time that he/she asks you to do it and then deleting the comment after he/she appears offline .
Sean : " ugh.. fucking Allen "

Beso : " What ? "

Sean : " she wants me to comment on her new profile pic "

Beso : " dude... she told me to do that too ... what a pseudoistic girl "

Sean : " hah... you can say that agian ..."
by Kaliko Beso February 23, 2011
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Pseudo-Sapien

Someone who you deem less than human.
Homo sapien is the scientific name for Humans and means wise man.
Pseudo means not genuine, or less than something.

A Pseudo-Sapien is then someone who isn't wise and is less than human.
P1 "Some guy just bet up my neighbors dog!"
P2 "What a Pseudo-Sapien!"
by The Skipperdogman November 7, 2019
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pseudolesbian

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny
girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit
by cathumper69 March 21, 2021
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pseudo-sophisticated

Sort of the Dunning–Kruger effect as applied to sophistication. A cognitive bias that individuals with somewhat limited cultural or worldly experience overestimate their own sophistication. A smug attitude as related to elegance, good taste, and sensibilities by someone who thinks they are all these things, but in fact are not. A "put on" or show of sophistication by someone who in fact lacks sophistication.
Jim, who bragged about being a collector of fine art, stated that Thomas Kinkade was his favorite artist, thus exposing that he was pseudo-sophisticated when is came to art.
by REB65 October 5, 2021
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pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it
Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.
by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021
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