procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?

oh not i CANT STOP procrabstinate ing

by liamisreallylame September 24, 2018

Procrastinating Pizza

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.

My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018

Procrastination

Spending more time creating lies and schedules than actually doing your work

“Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”

by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018

Procrastinator

Someone who doesn't like doing stuff.

Procrastinator:

Me: Hey, Mr. Thornton did you grade the PEA's?
Thronton: Nah

by Eggstacy21 November 20, 2018

Procrastinatorial

A secret, rare form of the verb "to procrastinate." The word, since 1390, has been phased out of the english language due to questions of legitimacy and proper grammar rules.

The procrastinatorial aspects are dependent upon different factors of procrastination.

by United, We Live November 27, 2018

Procrastination

What You're Doing Right Now! Get back to work, trust me it will turn out better in the long run.

I would love to think of a good example.. but I should be studying for a biology test that I have tomorrow, No seriously I actually have a big test tomorrow I shouldn't even be writing this urban dictionary definition. Procrastination.

by MiserableHighSchoolStudent December 11, 2018

procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself

Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.

by lmac1998 December 27, 2018