emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

pickle popcorn

some tasty popcorn 😩🤌

i love pickle popcorn

by verysmarthottiewhoissmartndhot April 23, 2021

call popcorn

To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.

Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.

Orville: Popcorn!

Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?

*End of joint*

Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.

by GottaGetMills August 28, 2011

popcorn rocket

when you’ve eaten too much corn and you go to relieve yourself and it comes out as popcorn

asia ate too much corn so how she’s going to the bathroom to drop a popcorn rocket

by joemamaisafag March 12, 2025

Popcorn time

When you're having sex on your friends couch with a girl dressed as popcorn.

Man 1: "Hey what is Jonathan doing on your couch with that girl dressed as popcorn?"

Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"

by Auriohn September 15, 2021

Popcorn

A nice good food with butter salt and sometimes m&ms but one kid in my class uses it as a code word for porn

Guy 1: Do you want to watch a movie?
Guy 2: Sure! I'll make popcorn

Other definition

Kid 1: Do you watch popcorn
Kid 2: ew no

by Кифла Девојче January 4, 2020