Alexandra Hills Pit

The Alexandra Hills Hotel is also known as the squeeze club, the flea pit or more commonly as 'the pit'. This fine establishment is located in the Redlands Shire, on the southeastern part of Brisbane. The Pit hosts dance parties for the youth of the Redland Shire to enjoy and can often be heard 'going off' on a Friday night. A typical crowd at The Pit can be broken down into percentages consisting of 3% of people going through a midlife crisis, 10% fat people, 15% of boys with rat tails, 10% sluts and 50% of people who think they have New Zealand accents. This leaves only a small percentage of people who are relatively normal. This figure is also representative of the population of Alexandra Hills.

Alexandra Hills Hungry Jacks
school girl 1: Hey babe, what are you going tonight?
school girl 2: I'm totes going to try and sneak into the pit
school girl 1: The Alexandra Hills Pit? Don't they like... frisk you there?

by lillymacdonald August 28, 2009

Silence of the Lambs pit

1. A well-like pit, dug into the dirt floor of a basement, in which a captive female is kept, as in the movie "Silence of the Lambs."

2. A funny thing to say about a creepy guy at work who is suspected to be a pervert.

That dude's got a Silence of the Lambs pit.

by hot-sauce February 6, 2007

stink pit

depth of one anal entry hole

i have a huge stink pit, or i have puss comming out of my stink pit

by badmanAds May 30, 2008

Time Pit

Something that absorbs a significant amount of time but offers little-to-no benefit.

MMORPGs are time pits. Due to them millions of people spend countless hours online building up worthless, meaningless avatars. Why don't MMORPG gamers do something more productive (like anything, for example) with their time?

I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.

by larryjr June 13, 2010

Fur Pit

A cooter, a furry, furry unshaved cooter; also the back of a car wherein dogs are often placed as passengers, the seats are covered in hair, hence the name; the two are often confused, leadng to awkward misunderstandings and uncomfortable situations; also a polar bear habitat.

Ali, I won't make you sit in my fur pit, ride up front, now please massage my fur pit with that thing I bought from Sky Mall, then we'll go to the Memphis Zoo and hang out in the Arctic Fur Pit.

by Jenna1234567890 April 26, 2011

peach pit

the clitoris, part of the female genitalia

As I went down on her, I tickled her peach pit with my tongue

by djslut October 1, 2005

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo

A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018