1 inch pinch

A person with a 1 inch penis, like sad size.

Francis, do you have a 1 inch pinch

by Tsukes June 27, 2017

air pinch surprise

the sexual act of blowing air in a girls vah jay jay, then pinching the lips shut, then having her queef in your face.

Dude, i gave amy the sweetest air pinch surprise.

by fruitylipsuck April 20, 2006

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

by DrHogie February 12, 2009

Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

by June 07, 2021

pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.

He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!

by Woodpimp October 09, 2015

Oggie likes to pinch

Oggie always likes to pinch

Like...uuuuh......
It is just oggie likes to pinch

by samlee12340 January 30, 2020

pinch the prairie dog

the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.

you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.

by moreau October 24, 2012