Pitter

when you don’t know wether to be petty or bitter

Ex: “Erin give him a break” “no , let me be pitter “

by bleep blip loop March 1, 2018

Phttt

Word said by mudcrickets everywhere. Usually seen at parties drinking Budweiser. They handle their liqour like I handle my cock. Lightly.

I’m a mudcricket phttt

by Earl dibbles jr. October 23, 2018

phottie

a pot head thottie

yep, she’s definitely a phottie

by sh//aty November 1, 2018

Phetter

The ultimate scam artist; never wins a bet

Yo is that the town shithead phetter? Kid can’t win a bet.

by Shmeet lord December 4, 2018

Pitti

A very tough person but also has very soft sides. He likes it when other people talk about him, doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad. He is very smart and knows how to lead and control other people. It’s not very hard for Pitti to fit in because he endears himself to everybody.

What do you want to do, Pitti?
Pitti! Want to join us?

by britianlover January 9, 2019

Phisting

When you go to what you think is a prostate exam and end up with a fist in your ass.

I went to what I thought was a discount doctor for my prostate exam and ended up getting a phisting from a hobo.

by mattarkot March 4, 2019

Philthies

Major League Baseball team from Philadelphia, home of sub-human sports fans.

The last time the Philthies played at Nats Park, one of their Neanderthal fans intentionally vomited onto an 8 year old girl.

by Mister Methane June 7, 2019