hook it up phat

Meaning to bedazzle or "make prettier with application of plastic gems" - i.e. an acceptable phrase to shout during lovemaking

Jesse: "I fucked your sister last night"
Aaron: "What?"
Jess: "Yeah, she was hook it up phat!"

by Sam Irwin December 28, 2011

phatehic

An in-joke amongst a few users of Gaia Online. Somebody made a thread about how people who participate in cyber sex are pathetic, but due to their poor spelling, said "phatehic" instead. Several users feigned insult at the use of this word and have been using it ever since

ppl hu cyber r phatehic ("People who cyber are pathetic")

by Cassidy Peterson April 20, 2004

Phat

Phat means thick

"Damn girl you got a phat ass"

by Pussy-slayer_420blaze.my.dick June 14, 2016

Phat

Phat is NOT "pretty hot and tempting". it means pretty hips and thighs. It was made in the 80's when men actually had respect for women.

"Dang that chick has some PHAT on her"

by Mylifeasraia May 16, 2016

Phat

A man/statue who always gets his currency kleptostacked

Person: Yo, did you see that Phat? He is missing his wallet

by Xympho47 August 14, 2019

Chairman Phat

My sex friend. We meet up at a motel and spend the night sucking and fucking each other.

Ooooo Chairman Phat I want your cock.

by true believer May 28, 2003

phat

A bastardization of cool, or hot. See crap, shit, and n00b.
Antonyms: 1337, l33t, 31337, 1337357, a cool expression

person 1: That dress is so phat
person 2: n00b

by KeepOnDancin May 27, 2005