penis

What every guy thinks with, instead of his brain.

"That guy is a no-good, perverted loser who hurts girls because he thinks with his penis!"

by bri@nn@ February 5, 2008

penis

an appendage of the male genetalia

charlie town eats penis for dinner!

by yo September 25, 2002

penis

1)Noun:
Can be used as Yes or No
2)Noun:
Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)

A: Do you have the time?
B: Penis!

by Semaj November 28, 2004

penis

A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.

Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

penis

A man's genitalia.

Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get?

PENIS !

by OohEehOohAahAah May 1, 2010

Peni

A word used to collectivize a number of multiple penis's. Usually used in reference to two or more of a male's appendage.

Jess encountered 9 peni while performing the Spastic Eagle at Fairbridge

by McNever January 14, 2009

Penis's

Multiple male sex organs.

Bob: How many penis's are there?
ben: 500

by ThePenisDoctor December 14, 2012