holiday beats

When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.

Yo bobby we need to give Phil his holiday beats he went to Mallorca for 7 days!

by She yeh very May 22, 2019

beating penis

Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).

-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"

-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?

-Probably!

-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.

by Mister Fuggles March 01, 2016

Beat the pita

A form of female masturbation. The "pita" is the vagina.

Boy : Jane, do you want to have sex?

Girl : Nah, I just beat the pita.

by hugemongus March 21, 2019

beat walker

Cops, in groups of 2-5, that are randomly walking the city streets like that of New Haven, CT keeping the peace & looking for trouble.

"You see those beat walkers on the prowl?"
"Yeah, there's 3 of em on the corner, comin down the street."

by ButtaFly Bex December 31, 2013

Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

by Howard_HUZE January 06, 2018

beat up on

To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.

Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.

by theFunction March 11, 2008

beat freak

A gay man with a public sex obsession, who excessively frequents beats in search of sex with other men. In Australia, a beat is a public area (such as a park, beach or toilet) used by gay men for partaking in sexual acts (cruising area). Encounters are usually one-off, anonymous and unsafe. A beat freak can't get enough sex at a beat.

Tim is such a beat freak. He lives at the beat and will fuck absolutely anyone.

by Broken_lovesong January 30, 2023